Personification

Have you ever wondered

what would happen

if ordinary objects

came to have

extroidinary life?

Maybe when you were a child...

 but since then?

I have.

And since life is not as colorful as Toy Story,

I had to make do

with

googly eyes...

glue...

markers...

construction paper...

imagination...

those things on a kindergartner's (I looked up this word's origin. It is German. That explains a lot.)

teacher mandated

school shopping list.

Well

I crafted some creatures

and they turned out 

to be quite goofy

as if created by Pixar itself.

 

 You make think some toilet papers are scary...

but it is the roll that really bites.

If you need something

like new toilet paper *Charmin extra soft

or the definition of personification 

( n. the attribution of a personal nature or human characteristics to something nonhuman)

or the origin of kindergarten...

you may need a little help.

Well the phrase "Santa's little helpers"

is actually alluding to

Apple Laptops. 

It's a sneeky ad campaign. 

Now you know.

*Charmin extra soft really believes in its product

and it hates

to let itself go.

Do you think they are all looking at me?

This is a dog

I would never get tired 

of running. 

The string of paper left behind when you tear off a sheet from a notebook is sad to be torn away from its friends, again and again.

Sometimes "Santa's little helpers"

do not come through.

ex. when searching for names of vague context

Shoot!

 

I did not know

this is what happens when

scissors beats paper.

I don't want to play anymore.

Well at least someone does not feel like garbage 

for unintentionally killing paper.

 

Way to pick yourself out of the dumpster

Cookie Monster!

Good for you.

Mr. Tape has made ANOTHER online purchase

always trying to satisfy his appetite

for the newest clothing and accessories.

So posh.

Mrs. Tape is off to deliver another package.

Is this what they mean by "snail mail"?

xo,

LA